Look, America, let me speak bluntly. This is coming from a native daughter. Look, we’re friends, right? Still? Even though, frankly, you’ve turned into a real bitch. I’m just being honest. Countries are talking. They’re saying you’re not as cool as you used to be. That you’re a real snot. That Canada is ‘the good one’. That you need to get over yourself. Don’t get mad!!! I’m just being honest. Nobody admires you anymore. No one likes you. Or wants to be like you. Some of the meaner countries are saying, frankly, that you suck.
And come on, you know what I’m talking about. You need to change your attitude. A real makeover. To turn over a new leaf.
A maple one.
How To Become A Canadian - Real advice based on my experience
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