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Come Join The More Inclusive White Supremacy 2.0!*
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Come Join The More Inclusive White Supremacy 2.0!*

*Now accepting applications from L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶x̶ ̶ ̶L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶o̶s̶ ̶L̶a̶t̶i̶n̶i̶s̶ Spanish people!

Hi there! I’m Whitney Ashley von Chienneblanche, the new national Executive Director of the Office of White Supremacy located here in our beautiful Capitol Washington D.C.! Now to be clear, we are NOT a new government office created by our new(ish) President Donald Trump and his Vice President Elon Musk. We are a non-partisan, non-profit, 501(c)(3) organization. We have no connection with either political party. We are dedicated to rebooting and rebranding systemic White Supremacy with membership open and available to any group with the proper qualifications to be considered white.

How can you know whether you’re white enough yet to become a New & Inclusive White Supremacist? Well I’ll tell you right here!!!

WARNING! N-word in the video below! Go back! Go back!!!

The Great American White-Out
On The Eternal Whiteness Of Being
White People Who Hate White People Are Racist - This one got taken down at Medium for unspecified ‘hate speech’ reasons, which is weird because they fancy themselves ‘antiracist’

Sound effects:

Cat yowl - Freesound community on Pixabay
Jewish ‘Hey!’ - by Khenshom on Freesound, CC0 1.0
Japanese music - by zagi2 on Freesound, CC0 4.0
Indian Bhangra music - by sankalp on Freesound, CC0 4.0
Cheering - by Sirderf on Freesound, CC0 4.0

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