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(Audio) I Get Racist African Penis Enlargement Spam
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(Audio) I Get Racist African Penis Enlargement Spam

The Big Dick Is Back, courtesy of black men (of course!) and you can have one too merely for the price of a quickie gang rape!

(This is an older article I published in 2021 on Medium. I’m on vacation for the next week so I’m repurposing two articles while I’m away.)

Really huge monster mandingo litter-ah-tyoor was the only welcome spam I received during its Golden Age. Today my digitized shitty lunch pseudo-meat induces sleep. Somewhere, someone got the idea I’m a golfer and I’m flooded with sales pitches for all things Old Retired White Boomer Man. I can’t imagine how I got on their lists since the world’s most boring sport is one I never Google.

The New Improved Penis Enlargement Spam offers industrial-strength racism with super-sized misogyny. And all I have to do to get a Monster Mandingo is to turn my white wife out to a bunch of African tribesmen!

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Black missile photo by Keith Syvinski on Free Images
Smilin’ Bob from the Enzyte commercials of the early oughts. One must wonder: Is a side effect a permanent rictus grin? How do his office mates know he has a swingin’ Swingline? How does he make his neighbor’s hose ‘wilt’ with a friendly wave? Does Enzyte give you magical powers?
AI audio snippets from Elevenlabs.com, which I highly recommend!
Take Me Now! porno music by Nick Chapman on Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC
Hatesex porno music by Mr. Juno on Free Music Archive. CC BY-NC

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