(This is an older article I published in 2021 on Medium. I’m on vacation for the next week so I’m repurposing two articles while I’m away.)
Really huge monster mandingo litter-ah-tyoor was the only welcome spam I received during its Golden Age. Today my digitized shitty lunch pseudo-meat induces sleep. Somewhere, someone got the idea I’m a golfer and I’m flooded with sales pitches for all things Old Retired White Boomer Man. I can’t imagine how I got on their lists since the world’s most boring sport is one I never Google.
The New Improved Penis Enlargement Spam offers industrial-strength racism with super-sized misogyny. And all I have to do to get a Monster Mandingo is to turn my white wife out to a bunch of African tribesmen!
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