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(Audio) An Immodest Proposal: Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Eat The Rich
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(Audio) An Immodest Proposal: Top Ten Reasons Why We Should Eat The Rich

The rich spread poverty, breed like rabbits and are bad for the environment and the economy.

(This is a repurposed article from long ago that’s been recycled and rebranded more often than Madonna. I’m now moving to an every-other week publishing schedule. The week after next, I promise, I’ll return you to my freshly-squeezed liberal drivel.)

I think we can all agree: The global economy is headed for the cliff, the world is forever altered and we can’t count on Washington, the European Union, or any other governmental entity to fix anything. Both American over-privileged political parties, beholden to the elite and monied of America, are equally corrupt and dictatorial; whichever one is out of power bitches and moans about the party in power doing the exact same things the former power party was doing.

Aren’t we all very tired of this? What I propose we do is this: Let’s eat the rich!

Barbecue photo by Evan Wise on Unsplash
Zombie eating flesh sound effect by Fesliyan Studios on Freesound
Zombie screaming (free) by Alex Jauk on Pixabay
Ta-da by Mike Koenig, Attrib 3.0 at Soundbible
Baby crying at FreeSFX
Sizzling frying pan (free) by VoiceBosch on Pixabay
Funny boing spring sound (free) by kalsstockmedia on Pixabay

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