But rich, successful, powerful men aren't falling all over themselves to marry me. Who do I need to cancel until they validate my self-image and stop hurting my feelings?
I know how you feel. Because I am an empath. I have an extraordinarily large penis, which is not obviously apparent if you see me naked. Women, bigoted ones, refuse to acknowledge my inner reality. Life is tough.
As another woman of a particular age - I fully support you living your best life as a weight and age non-conforming and fluid Super Model. For myself I would like to transition into a prima ballerina. I have been one since I was 4. But I grew up during such a bigoted time when short and curvy and differently abled girls (they attacked me w/ slurs like "awkward", "inflexible" and "can't dance her way out of a paperbag." ) were gatekept from pursuing my rightful destiny. Nowadays, society believes kids and SURELY adults can be whatever we want to be. So watch out world! A new type of Prima Ballerina is taking the stage. You will enjoy the show - just as long as you close your eyes and ignore random joint clicks and groan during the performance. The show MUST go on for MY authentic self!
I am so happy that you decided to Speak Your Truth to us. I am acknowledging my patriarchal privilege when I confess that I have often thought of you as a desperate, raving loony who's thought patterns are like that of a Benny Hill chase scene. I renounce my patriarchy and toxic masculinity and will sign up for Lesbian knitting lessons immediately 🤣.
I'm glad you've seen the error of your misogynist ways! Women rule. Now go forth and be the world's foremost guitarist as you've always known in your heart of hearts you are 😁
I know how you feel. Because I am an empath. I have an extraordinarily large penis, which is not obviously apparent if you see me naked. Women, bigoted ones, refuse to acknowledge my inner reality. Life is tough.
ROTFLMAO! Well *I* believe you have a big penis. Of course, I'm terrible at math so fortunately three inches looks like nine to me :)
Hahaha!
As another woman of a particular age - I fully support you living your best life as a weight and age non-conforming and fluid Super Model. For myself I would like to transition into a prima ballerina. I have been one since I was 4. But I grew up during such a bigoted time when short and curvy and differently abled girls (they attacked me w/ slurs like "awkward", "inflexible" and "can't dance her way out of a paperbag." ) were gatekept from pursuing my rightful destiny. Nowadays, society believes kids and SURELY adults can be whatever we want to be. So watch out world! A new type of Prima Ballerina is taking the stage. You will enjoy the show - just as long as you close your eyes and ignore random joint clicks and groan during the performance. The show MUST go on for MY authentic self!
I am so happy that you decided to Speak Your Truth to us. I am acknowledging my patriarchal privilege when I confess that I have often thought of you as a desperate, raving loony who's thought patterns are like that of a Benny Hill chase scene. I renounce my patriarchy and toxic masculinity and will sign up for Lesbian knitting lessons immediately 🤣.
I'm glad you've seen the error of your misogynist ways! Women rule. Now go forth and be the world's foremost guitarist as you've always known in your heart of hearts you are 😁
I always identified as a beautiful African American gospel singer but I felt like I would be rejected by the Nazis in my life too. Life is so unfair.
I guess this is not the time to point out....you're a cat. But hey, I accept your identity, sistah!!! Praise the Lawwwwwwd! :)
Hahaha Hahaha!! 😆
Priceless
Hilarious. You have a gift for satire.
I used to do it a lot, I would like to try and be funnier in my articles :)
You can do it!
🤣